The Armed Republic of Not Taduwe is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.839 billion Not Taduweans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Not Taduwean economy, worth 497 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,429 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Not Taduwean emissions at all, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Taduwe's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Not Taduwe is ranked 69,883^rd in the world and 1,239^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,704.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.